Wholesale

Welcome, retailers and gift shops ready to add a little “what the…?” to your shelves. If your customers love clever humor, playful pranks, and delightfully pointless gifts, you’re in the right place.

We design laugh-out-loud giftables that spark joy and confusion—from Emotional Support Bricks to Mystery Turds—packaged with copy that drives double-takes and impulse buys.

Perfect for boutiques, bookshops, museum stores, stationery shops, lifestyle retailers, and any store with a sense of humor.

How to Order

We offer two ways to order wholesale. Choose what works best for you:

1. Order on Faire (Net 60 + Free Returns)

For retailers who prefer Faire’s easy ordering experience, generous terms, and buyer protection, we’ve got you covered.

Use our Faire Direct link to shop with:

• 0% commission charged to us (THANK YOU!)
• Net 60 terms
• Free returns
• Faire-funded shipping promotions
• Your usual Faire perks + rewards

Using our direct link means Faire gives you the perks and we avoid marketplace fees. Everybody wins. The universe aligns. A brick becomes emotionally supportive.

2. Prefer to order directly?

Already have a wholesale account with us or want to order outside of Faire?
We do that too.

Send us an email here.
We’ll get you set up with direct ordering and terms.

Wholesale Details

Opening order minimum: $100.00
Reorder minimum: $50.00 (we keep it low so you can restock easily)
Case packs: Most items sold in case packs of 8-12.
Lead time: 2–4 business days (ships from our Virginia 3PL)
Shipping: Retailer pays shipping when ordering on Faire; direct orders billed at actual carrier rates.

If you need help selecting an assortment, just ask—we’re happy to curate a starter order for your type of shop.

Who We’re a Great Fit For

✔ Gift shops
✔ Bookstores
✔ Stationery + paper boutiques
✔ Museum stores
✔ Lifestyle boutiques
✔ General stores
✔ Humor-forward shops
✔ Anyone tired of boring gifts and predictable pranks

If your customers love small delights, impulse buys, stocking stuffers, clever humor, or the chaos of an “absolutely unnecessary but absolutely perfect” gift—this line will fly.

Why Retailers Love Us

• High sell-through: Customers grab our items for themselves and as gifts
• Small footprint, big impact: Easy to merchandise at checkout or point of sale
• Impulse-buy pricing: Low price points, high laugh-per-dollar ratio
• Fast fulfillment from our U.S. warehouse
• Bold, clean packaging that attracts attention
• We take nonsense seriously (so you don’t have to)
  
  

A Little About Us

SendNonsense was founded by two siblings who grew up loving clever pranks—not crude, not childish, just creative mischief that makes people laugh and wonder what just happened. When we couldn’t find pranks that felt fresh, we made our own. Everything is designed, written, and packaged in-house with a mix of wit, weirdness, and unhinged-but-wholesome charm.

Our mission is simple: We create clever, harmless chaos that turns ordinary moments into unexpected joy.

Get Started

👉 Order on Faire Direct for Net 60 and free returns (and to help us avoid fees):
sendnonsense.faire.com

Or contact us directly here. 

Let’s put some nonsense on your shelves.