SendNonsense
Sorry I Ghosted You Candle
🕒 Available for Pre-Order Until November
For closure that smells nice.
The apology they didn’t see coming — literally. This candle is for all those texts you never sent, calls you ignored, and “let’s hang soon” promises you never kept. Light it up, let it burn, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll feel slightly less terrible. (But probably not.)
What’s Inside
- 1 “Sorry I Ghosted You” candle — 100% Natural, soy blend
- Soothing scent — Smells like mixed signals, cedar & vanilla
- Custom kraft box sprinkled with sarcasm to lighten the mood
- Glossy insert card with your half-hearted apology
Best For
- The ex you ghosted (and might actually miss)
- Friends you keep “forgetting” to text back
- Anyone who deserves a laugh more than closure
Why They’ll Remember
✔ Smells way better than your last excuse
✔ Looks like a thoughtful gift (until they read the label)
✔ The perfect mix of funny, awkward, and slightly redemptive
- Regular price
- $22.99
- Sale price
- $22.99
- Regular price
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Pro Tips & Fun Uses
Mail it to someone who deserves payback and let the prank do its work. Add the “Reveal the Sender” option for extra torment: anonymous for 3 days, then the truth drops. Perfect for revenge, gag wars, or a brutal white-elephant win.








