Hot Mess Survival Soaps

Three soaps. Infinite bad decisions.

Why stop at a single crisis when you can plan ahead? This 3-pack covers regret, chaos, and all your “what was I thinking” moments. Each bar smells incredible, looks unhinged in the best way, and keeps you (mostly) clean through whatever disaster comes next.

What’s Inside

• Hot Mess (Summer Citrus): Bright, balanced energy for laugh-cry days and beautifully bad decisions.
• Regret Remover (Eucalyptus + Mint): Cool clarity for “why did I text them?” nights and questionable life choices.
• Chaos Cleanser (Fresh Aloe): Cool mint-green calm for when caffeine taps out and deadlines don't
• Made with natural oils and nourishing shea butter.

Best for

• Stockpiling for future disasters
• Group gifts for your beautifully messy crew
• Anyone wise enough to know one meltdown is never the last

Why They’ll Remember

• The funniest “self-care” set they’ll actually use
• Smells like recovery, redemption, and round two
• Looks fancy enough to disguise how unhinged it really is