Why are we like this?

Maybe it was a childhood full of knock-knock jokes.

Maybe it was the neighbor kid who mailed us a glitter-filled envelope labeled “confetti hug.”

Maybe it was the roommate who replaced our shampoo with mayonnaise.

Was it middle school? Yeah… probably middle school.

Our Mission

At SendNonsense, we believe life is better with a little chaos.
Not the dangerous kind—the kind that arrives by mail and makes someone question all their life choices.

Our mission is to bring levity and oddball humor into a world that takes itself way too seriously. We’re here to confuse mail carriers, delight your friends, and make sure someone, somewhere, opens a box and finds an Emotional Support Brick with googly eyes.

Laughter is underrated. Weirdness is therapeutic. And a well-timed Mystery Turd can do more for morale than any inspirational poster ever printed.

Who’s behind this?

We’re a small crew of prank-loving weirdos with an eye for detail and a deep respect for nonsense. We obsess over font choices for fake fan mail. We test beep intervals for maximum psychological torment.

We take absurdity seriously—so you don’t have to.

We debate important things like:
– How many googly eyes is too many?
– Can you cry-laugh from just opening a box?
– What’s the legal weight limit for a glitter bomb? Asking for a friend.

We started this company to mail a rock that yells motivational quotes.
You’re welcome. Or sorry. Honestly, both.

 

Still have questions?