Terms & Conditions

Last updated: Oct 1, 2025

Welcome to SendNonsense. By purchasing our delightfully ridiculous products or visiting our website, you agree to the following terms. If you don’t like reading fine print with a dash of sarcasm, we recommend a nap instead.

1. The Gist

We sell absurd gifts. Some are foam bricks. Some are fake turds. Some beep annoyingly for days. All are intended for humor and harmless mischief. Use them wisely (or at least not criminally).

2. Refunds & Returns

Because our products are, well, nonsense by design, all sales are final. No take-backs on Mystery Turds. That said, if something arrives broken, missing, or truly disappointing (in a way we didn’t intend), reach out: support@sendnonsense.com.

3. Shipping

We do our best to ship pranks promptly. We are not responsible for mail carriers who have no sense of humor. We only ship within the U.S. right now. Sorry, rest of the world.

4. Reveal the Sender

If you add the Reveal feature, we’ll let the recipient know who sent their prank—after a suspenseful 7-day wait from time of purchase. No instant reveals. Patience builds drama.

5. Intellectual Property

Our products, branding, copy, and images are all the intellectual property of SendNonsense. Don’t steal them or we’ll curse you with endless beeping.

6. Don’t Be a Jerk

By using our site, you agree not to:

  • Abuse or weaponize our products

  • Send dangerous or threatening messages

  • Use us to violate laws or start family feuds (mild sibling chaos is fine)

7. We Reserve the Right

To change these terms at any time. To laugh at our own jokes. To send ourselves prank mail just to test packaging.