Mystery Turd

Because nothing says “I care” like sending someone a giant turd.

The gift they’ll never forget (no matter how much they want to). It looks like a thoughtful present — kraft box, tissue paper, neat little details. But inside? A large, disturbingly realistic turd. Unwrap. Stare. Question your friendships. The inside lid even says: “Just thinking of you.”  

What’s Inside

• 1 oversized, disturbingly realistic turd (bigger than you’d expect)
• Kraft gift box + tissue wrap
• Glossy insert card
  
• A sense of betrayal
  

Best for

• Friends who love a good prank (and can handle it)
• Exes who had it coming
• Roommates who don’t wash their dishes
• That one cousin who always sends you MLM invites

Why They'll Remember

✔ Supersized shock value (this thing is no joke)
✔ Premium “looks-too-fancy” packaging
✔ A story they’ll tell for years (sorry, not sorry)

CAUTION: May or may not lead to revenge!