Adulting Is Hard Soap

Smells like responsibility. Lathers like denial.

For the almost-functional human in your life — the one figuring out taxes, rent, and how many times you can reuse a towel before it’s “gross.” This matcha latte blend smells like responsibility, caffeine, and mild panic — basically adulthood in soap form.

What’s Inside

• 1 “Adulting Is Hard” soap bar — handcrafted and all-natural
• Notes of Aloe Vera & looming responsibilities
• Made with natural oils and nourishing shea butter.
  
• The crushing reality of rent (now in sudsy form)
• A faint whiff of overdue tasks you’ll happily ignore in the shower

Best for

• Friends who confuse meal-prep with DoorDash
• Anyone drowning in deadlines and detergent
• The friend whose credit score needs thoughts and prayers
• Parents reminding kids that laundry is forever
  

Why They’ll Remember

✔ Smells like effort (without requiring any)
✔ The perfect mix of relatable and lovingly mocking
✔ Makes “welcome to adulthood” sound almost encouraging