SendNonsense
Adulting Is Hard Soap
🕒 Available for Pre-Order Until November
Smells like responsibility. Lathers like denial.
For the almost-functional human in your life — the one figuring out taxes, rent, and how many times you can reuse a towel before it’s “gross.” This matcha latte blend smells like responsibility, caffeine, and mild panic — basically adulthood in soap form.
What’s Inside
- 1 “Adulting Is Hard” soap bar — handcrafted and all-natural
- Notes of Aloe Vera & looming responsibilities
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Made with natural oils and nourishing shea butter.
- The crushing reality of rent (now in sudsy form)
- A faint whiff of overdue tasks you’ll happily ignore in the shower
Best for
- Friends who confuse meal-prep with DoorDash
- Anyone drowning in deadlines and detergent
- The friend whose credit score needs thoughts and prayers
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Parents reminding kids that laundry is forever
Why They’ll Remember
✔ Smells like effort (without requiring any)
✔ The perfect mix of relatable and lovingly mocking
✔ Makes “welcome to adulthood” sound almost encouraging
- Regular price
- $12.99
- Sale price
- $12.99
- Regular price
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Pro Tips & Fun Uses
Mail it to someone who deserves payback and let the prank do its work. Add the “Reveal the Sender” option for extra torment: anonymous for 3 days, then the truth drops. Perfect for revenge, gag wars, or a brutal white-elephant win.




