SendNonsense

Bad Excuses (Card Game)

🕒 Available for Pre-Order Until November

Because “my Wi-Fi went down” isn’t fooling anyone.

The excuse game that roasts you. Perfect for flaky friends, party nights, and family roasts. You’ve heard them all — “traffic,” “sick pet,” “phone died.” Now it’s payback time. Draw a card, expose the fibs, and find out who in your group truly deserves the title Flakiest Friend.

What’s Inside

  • 100 cards with 99 ridiculous excuses you’ve definitely heard (or used)
  • 9 categories: Travel · Health · Family · Tech · Everyday Life · Drama · Work · Dating · Adulting
  • Wild cards & prompts for chaotic twists
  • Excuse on the front · Roast on the back

Best For

  • Friends who cancel “five minutes before”
  • Game nights with people who talk a lot of nonsense
  • Siblings who always “forget” to call Mom
  • Office parties that need some spice (and mild HR risk)

Why They’ll Remember

✔ Endless roast material — no excuse is safe
✔ Fast, funny, and slightly brutal
✔ Guaranteed to expose at least one serial flake in your friend group

Regular price
$16.99
Sale price
$16.99
Regular price
  • coming-soon

Pro Tips & Fun Uses

Mail it to someone who deserves payback and let the prank do its work. Add the “Reveal the Sender” option for extra torment: anonymous for 3 days, then the truth drops. Perfect for revenge, gag wars, or a brutal white-elephant win.

SendNonsense Bad Excuses game box and cards. The yellow and white box reads ‘Bad Excuses – The Excuse Game That Roasts You.’ A stack of cards is shown beside it with one card reading ‘CODE FOR: I saw it. I’m just ghosting the charge.’ Text on the side says ‘Excuse on the front. Roast on the back.’ Perfect for SendNonsense fans looking for a funny excuse card game gift.
SendNonsense Bad Excuses game with colorful cards and open box. Funny excuse and roast party card game for adults.
SendNonsense Bad Excuses cards showing ‘You’re breaking up — can’t hear you’ and ‘Translation: The signal drops whenever I’m done with this convo.’ Funny adult excuse card game.
SendNonsense Bad Excuses game cards showing ‘Biggest lie you’ve told to your boss’ and instructions to say it with confidence or earn a flake point. Funny party card game for adults.
SendNonsense Bad Excuses card game rules card showing how to play this funny party deck
Group of friends playing SendNonsense Bad Excuses card game at a table with drinks. Colorful cards and the yellow and white game box are spread out, creating a fun, social party vibe.
Four friends playing Bad Excuses from SendNosense in a cozy living room with a Christmas tree in the background.
SendNonsense Bad Excuses game box and cards. The yellow and white box reads ‘Bad Excuses – The Excuse Game That Roasts You.’ A stack of cards is shown beside it with one card reading ‘CODE FOR: I saw it. I’m just ghosting the charge.’ Text on the side says ‘Excuse on the front. Roast on the back.’ Perfect for SendNonsense fans looking for a funny excuse card game gift.
SendNonsense Bad Excuses game with colorful cards and open box. Funny excuse and roast party card game for adults.
SendNonsense Bad Excuses cards showing ‘You’re breaking up — can’t hear you’ and ‘Translation: The signal drops whenever I’m done with this convo.’ Funny adult excuse card game.
SendNonsense Bad Excuses game cards showing ‘Biggest lie you’ve told to your boss’ and instructions to say it with confidence or earn a flake point. Funny party card game for adults.
SendNonsense Bad Excuses card game rules card showing how to play this funny party deck
Group of friends playing SendNonsense Bad Excuses card game at a table with drinks. Colorful cards and the yellow and white game box are spread out, creating a fun, social party vibe.
Four friends playing Bad Excuses from SendNosense in a cozy living room with a Christmas tree in the background.

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