SENDNONSENSE

The Breakup Recovery Box

Cleanse your soul, your space, and your terrible taste in humans.

✔ Emotional Support Brick (because you’re definitely not texting them back)
✔ Hot Mess Soap (healing… but make it chaotic)
✔ Ex-Boyfriend Air Freshener (remove him from the atmosphere)
✔ Low Battery Beep (for a little long-distance haunting)
✔ Mystery Turd Love Edition (closure, delivered)

$64.00
$64.00

Pro Tips & Fun Uses

Mail it to someone who deserves payback and let the prank do its work. Add the “Reveal the Sender” option for extra torment: anonymous for 3 days, then the truth drops. Perfect for revenge, gag wars, or a brutal white-elephant win.

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