SendNonsense
Crying in the Shower Soap
🕒 Available for Pre-Order Until November
Finally, a soap as fragile as your feelings.
The perfect gag gift for that one friend who’s really going through it (or just loves the drama). Wrapped like a high-end self-care product but built for maximum comedic impact, this bar brings equal parts comfort and chaos. Smells great. Feels tragic.
What’s Inside
- 1 “Crying in the Shower” soap bar — handcrafted and cruelty-free
- Calming scent — whiffs of Eucalyptus + Spearmint & Existential Dread
- Made with natural oils and nourishing shea butter.
- Gentle reminder to lather, rinse, while questioning their life choices
Best For
- Friends fresh off a breakup or midlife crisis
- Coworkers who keep saying “rough week”
- Friends stuck in situationships
- Anyone who needs a laugh more than advice
Why They’ll Remember
✔ The funniest “self-care” gift they’ll ever unwrap
✔ Smells like healing, regret, and a little too much honesty
✔ Looks fancy enough to make them wonder if you’re serious
- Regular price
- $11.99
- Sale price
- $11.99
- Regular price
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Pro Tips & Fun Uses
Mail it to someone who deserves payback and let the prank do its work. Add the “Reveal the Sender” option for extra torment: anonymous for 3 days, then the truth drops. Perfect for revenge, gag wars, or a brutal white-elephant win.
