SendNonsense
Hot Mess Soap
🕒 Available for Pre-Order Until November
Because some things can’t be fixed — but they can be washed.
For the friend who lives on iced coffee, bad decisions, and “just one more round.” This soap is their Sunday reset after a Saturday blur — it looks like self-care but smells like survival. Bright, citrusy, and slightly chaotic, it’s perfect for anyone who’s equal parts glitter and hangover.
What’s Inside
- 1 “Hot Mess” soap bar — all-natural and handcrafted
- Notes of pink grapefruit & regret (with a splash of redemption)
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Made with natural oils and nourishing shea butter.
- Gentle reminder to get wet and lather away last night's beautiful chaos (repeat after brunch mimosas).
Best for
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The friend who treats chaos like cardio
- Anyone whose weekend “plans” involve damage control
- The lovable mess who somehow makes it look fun
Why They’ll Remember
✔ The funniest “self-care” gift they’ll ever unwrap
✔ Smells like healing, regret, and questionable life choices
✔ Looks fancy enough to make them wonder if you’re serious
- Regular price
- $12.99
- Sale price
- $12.99
- Regular price
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Pro Tips & Fun Uses
Mail it to someone who deserves payback and let the prank do its work. Add the “Reveal the Sender” option for extra torment: anonymous for 3 days, then the truth drops. Perfect for revenge, gag wars, or a brutal white-elephant win.




