Self-Awareness Air Freshener 2-pack

Finally, an air freshener for someone who thinks they’re perfect.

Give the gift of humility (in lavender form). The Self-Awareness Air Freshener gently reminds them—and everyone around—that maybe, just maybe, they’re not always right. It won’t fix their personality, but at least it’ll make their car smell less toxic.

What’s Inside

• 2 Self-Awareness Fresheners (Ego Detox – lavender scent)
• Elastic string for easy hanging
• Better for everyone: Printed with water-based inks on FSC-certified paper.
• The satisfaction of saying what everyone else is thinking

Hang it in

• Their car (because they talk to it like it’s an audience)
• The office where they keep interrupting people
• Their “home gym” where they flex for imaginary followers

Best for

• That coworker who’s “just being honest” all the time
• Your friend who gives TED Talks in casual conversation
• Anyone who needs a scent-based intervention

Why They’ll Remember

• Smells like lavender and light judgment
• Says what you can’t (without starting a fight)
• Delivers instant attitude adjustment (aromatherapy-style)